ACUTE VACCINE HESITANCY DISORDER

A new and debilitating mental health issue has swept the globe, causing long lines of health care workers, police, fireman and millions of working men and women to quit their jobs and stay home. I was recently diagnosed with AVHD and have been struggling to break free by using just plain logic. As Anthony Fauci has stated publicly many times, we KNOW the vaccines work. When a young toddler rolls up his sleeve, puts on his “brave face” and the nurse jabs the vaccine into his tiny vein, you can hear a faint “Ka-ching” all the way from the head office of the giant pharmaceutical company. In fact, if you were actually IN that office, the noise would be deafening. Millions of cash registers operating non-stop as trillions of dollars desperately try to force their way into the pockets and bank accounts of the billionaire stockholders. In return, the young child has reduced his risk from 0.000% to 0.0000%.

The vaccines are so effective that some of the Mexican Cartels are considering shutting down their cocaine production, re-purposing their methamphetamine labs, and overhauling their fentanyl distribution while they turn their chemists loose to produce their own mRNA product. In return for an eight month testing program using humanized rodents, all they need to do is apply for a patent and receive FDA approval to join the “fight to save lives”. Safety is vital for their investment, so they will likely receive a guarantee that absolves them from liability if the drugs don’t work, or if they cause severe adverse reactions (like heart failure, nervous disorders and immune malfunction), or for long term, unintended genetic anomalies. It would be ironic if the various government agencies that have been sworn enemies of the illicit drug trade were to become sponsors and major consumers (like what happened with marijuana sales).

So I have to admit that the vaccines are effective and safe, but I still had doubts about the results of the clinical trials. Then I realized that there was nothing to worry about! The four largest Pharma outlets have joined together with the World Health Organization and National Health Authorities to put these vaccines through the most rigorous and thorough test ever conceived for our safety, involving billions of participants in a double blind (the volunteers don’t know anything and the administrators don’t know anything) experiment to answer those concerns fully and transparently. They are using the un-vaccinated as a control group and “fact-checking” the data through google and facebook using independent volunteers. The trial is set to conclude in 2028, with the results being published early in the next century.

I feel like I am making headway with my “illness” and I hope this can give other sufferers hope.