I FOUND THE MISSING SCIENCE!!

I recently posted my theory that our amazing Freedom Convoy was caused by politicians telling us all to “FOLLOW THE SCIENCE”. Truckers from all over started looking for the science that justified all the mandates, restrictions and lock downs. Good News! I found the science.

Last week a team of Research Scientists studying bat viruses in Wuhan, China, (imagine that), have isolated a novel Corona virus in their labs. While it doesn’t seem to affect the bats at all, testing with “humanized mice” revealed that this strain is ten times as lethal as the dreaded Covid 19 that we have been fighting with for two years. I wonder why they can’t just leave these wretched creatures alone? They are filthy little animals that spend almost their entire lives hanging upside down in caves, drenched in their own excrement.

My suggestion to these researchers is that they take off their surgical gloves, masks and lab coats, back away from the dissection tables, microscopes and test tube racks, and make their way to the nearest jail. Don’t go to the press, don’t collect their paycheques from NIH, NIAID, WIV, CIA or CCP, and self- isolate, until collectively and individually they realize they need to grow a brain (and find other work)! If Peter Dasjak from Eco Health Alliance shows up and tries to convince them to run a few “gain of function experiments to investigate what “evolutionary changes” would be required to make this virus highly infectious for humans, just remind him that he only has a few years left to travel all around the world and personally apologize to the nearly six million families who have lost loved ones to his arrogance.