PRESIDENTIAL

Joe Biden’s robust response to the recent collapse of the Banks in California and New York gives me some hope for the future. I listened as he itemized the governments plan. 1.) Depositors would be guaranteed to get their money and taxpayers would NOT foot the bill, 2.) Managers of the banks would be FIRED immediately,3.) Investors in the banks would NOT be protected, 4.) Experts would thoroughly investigate the CAUSE of the collapse of the banks, and 5.) Regulations would be strengthened to ensure that it won’t happen AGAIN. What a relief!

I am sure this will straighten out the global banking industry and ALL financial lenders will audit their books immediately to correct any deficiencies in their balance sheet. Unsecured debt will undoubtedly shrink from 270 Trillion to a more sustainable Zero dollars. Where to go from here? Fire the management of Government Health Care? Fire the Judiciary? Fire the Military Leaders? Fire the Public School Teachers? Jail the Mainstream Press? Cancel funding for weapons production and pharmaceutical experiments? This exercise of presidential authority on behalf of the citizens is something even MAGA zealots can support! Go Joe!