DIVINE INHERITANCE

My pastor and I have run into an obstacle in our quest to be like-minded! I have boldly written a vision of the reappearance of our Lord Jesus in which He outlines His plan to sell the Vatican to the Saudi Royal Family. My pastor isn’t sure whether He will have “a big enough hammer” to accomplish this thing, but I don’t see a problem there – after all, we’re talking about God himself! I do foresee a problem, however.

Whenever a family comes into a sizable inheritance like this (especially when it involves divine standing), it is quite likely that the number of family members starts to swell. Ordinary people start to claim “Royal” ancestry; ordinary people masquerade under the name and title of dead uncles and cousins; ordinary people try to marry into the Royal household. What will be required is a ruthless overseer to take charge of Birth Certificates, Death Certificates, and Marriage Licenses. Perhaps the Crown Prince will be up to the challenge.