DEAR PRESIDENT PUTIN
I am not the richest man in the world. Not even the second richest, but if I had a chance, I would love to ask President Putin three simple questions, all needing simple yes or no answers!
1.) Did your country choose the President and Vice President of the United States in the last two elections? If you were able to do that, it would demonstrate a far more advanced ability to conduct cyber warfare than any other country, and would explain why you are able to trim your military spending to a mere $46 billion. I would like to suggest two names for 2024 so you can fire up your secret “weapon” early: Tulsi Gabbard for president, and Ron Paul for running mate. America is in desperate need of reasonable leadership and the rest of the world would be eternally grateful!
2.) Is it possible to convert nuclear warheads into high yield “MOX” fuel that could be burned in “breeder” reactors to provide clean energy for centuries without stockpiles of radioactive waste (that we don’t know what to do with)? If so, it would certainly lend hope to people everywhere who are praying for a miracle!
3.) Is there a natural line of demarcation that could simply divide Ukraine into two halves, so that Crimea and “Eastern Ukraine” could use Russian currency, and enjoy the safety and security of belonging to the Russian Federation, while “Western Ukraine” could be free to join the European Union, use the Euro as their currency, and enjoy the liberty of western democracy without having to kill their Ukrainian brothers that don’t want that fate? As I understand, there was a particular River that marked the end of Germany’s advance toward Russia in the Second World War. If it still exists, perhaps it could mark the end of Europe’s advance as well!